I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your kni

Helloo I'm Nikki. I'm 23 and I'm a crazy cat lady. This a Marvel, Stevetony and RDJ blog (mostly) plus whatever draws my attention.
  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
  • mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

    mypocketshurt90:

    heard you werefuck

    heard youagh

    heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

    heard you were talking shit

    unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

    unclefather:

    this is the scene of the crime